She already got the land,
and the orange crystal punch bowl
that Charlie, the mobster gave them.
And even though she kept the house
and land in the divorce,
T. was still indebted for the punch bowl.
(God only knows what payment for that debt will be.)
Instead of land, T. got:
the post office box,
and an apartment with a photography studio below.
So he photograph the land
he couldn’t have with her.
“Freud was the one who introduced the idea of projection,” said Ruth.
“No he didn’t. Freud was a fraud, a coke head, and he faked his case studies.” replied her son, Jack.
“He was not a fraud. Jung was a fascist.”
“What do you mean?”
“A nice fascist, but he was a fascist.”
“He was always jealous of Freud.”
The evolution of cat names for Ruth
went something like this.
At first, they were named after the great philosophers:
Then, the great composers: Mozart.
Then, names from India: Shanti, and Om.
As she descended further into cat ladydom,
They became Love Love and Yum Yum.
Next, they’ll just be Grunt and Sigh.
Before the peach tree died,
and the termites turned it barren,
It was full of fruit.
Too much to eat, so they made pies.
Criss crossed the crust and put a heart in the center
and gave them to the neighbors.
An offering to ask forgiveness for all the late nights
Ruth’s children carried on.
Heir to a king’s ransom.
Sometimes it’s hard to figure out how to spend it.
Liked to collect things, especially odd, wild beasts.
Bought a pack of wolves for a rooftop in Tribeca,
Amazing what you can find on the internet, impulsively.
They were skin and bones when Ruth found them,
shivering in the cold.
There’s only so much room at the top.
Some of us have to occupy the middle and lower rungs.
As a family they were too busy just trying to get by.
Ruth didn’t push any of the children that hard.
She just didn’t care to keep up with the Joneses.
Who literally lived next-door.
“I love you more than chocolate,” Jezabel wrote.
In child’s handwriting with a drawing of 2 figures.
“You blossom like roses.”
Not meant to be seen, her little secret.
Hid it in a book of Greek Sculpture.
Where it was discovered years later by her mother, who had it framed and placed above her bed.
Sometimes the the secrets we keep are treasures to be discovered.
“Happy 420 Day!” said Eve with a shit eating grin.
Got her edibles and had plans after work to get her buzz on.
Ruth, her grandmother was appalled.
“You need to talk to that child.”
“And say what?”
“Something. It melts your brain.”
“Sit her down and talk to her before she’s out doing heroin.”
” Women don’t age as gracefully as men.” , said Ruth.
” You’ve aged well.”
” No, I haven’t. I’m fat,
my skin looks like an elephant’s and
I’m about as attractive as wet cardboard box.”
“Men still pine for you.”
“What men? Sal? He’d pine for an orangutan.
Viagra has drained all the blood from his brain.”
If nothing else Ruth is ruthlessly honest.