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Think Too Much

Published July 26, 2017 in Ricky Y - 0 Comments

Think Too Much

“Hey, Ricky! How ya doin’?”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean, how are you?”

“Why do you ask? You think something’s wrong with me?”

“Jesus! No. I’m just asking.”

“You know something I don’t know?”

“I don’t know nothing. Just saying hello.”

“What do you know?”

“I know you’re freakin’ paranoid.”

“What do you mean?”

Autumn Leaves

Published April 19, 2017 in Paulie , Ricky Y - 0 Comments

Autumn Leaves

It was less the cold than the swelling.

He was 30 pounds heavier since his last arrest.

Living large on identity theft and forgery.

The arresting officer recognized him right away.

“Been a while, Paulie. How’s the wife and kids?”

“Good, thanks. Little Johnny’s playin’ baseball.”

“Hey, could you put my jacket over my head?”