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Are You Sure?

Published May 17, 2018 in Ralph , Ruth - 0 Comments

Are You Sure 2Asked Ruth.
“As sure as eggs is eggs.”
Said Ralph.

“Edgar Cayce said
there is so much good in the worst of us
and so much bad in the best of us.”
“That what? We’re all serial killers?”
“Why would you say that?”
“It just sounds so ominous. Like an ominous riddle.”
“You could also say…
…there’s so much liverwurst in the best of us.”

“Ha!…now I’m hungry.”

“Eat.”

Ruth rolled her eyes.

“I get paid on Thursday. There’s still some bread, have it with butter.”

“No, you have it for breakfast.”

Can Not Tell a Lie

Published June 26, 2016 in Ralph , Ruth - 0 Comments

Can Not Tell a Lie

Another friend of Ruth’s.

Ralph’s a good guy, salt of the earth.

And he’s clairvoyant.

You’d think his numbers would hit more often than they do.