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Grandpa Dynamite

Published December 22, 2017 in Grandpa Dynamite - 0 Comments

Granpa Dynamite

Profile says he’s 45,

but he’s pushing 60.

I don’t know,

he could be pushing 70.

You can tell by the skin.

(and he’s a horny little rodent)

Wrinkles and canyons

on the neck.

That’s where you see it,

on the neck.

He is suave, though.

And debonair.

Like a poor man’s

Jack Nicholson.

Only more exuberant

and salt of the earth.