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Published June 26, 2017 in Edward - 0 Comments


Apparently “Thinking without bannisters” was her phrase.

“Well”, thought Edward, “I need a phrase.”

“Drinking without coasters.”

“Not too shabby, except the alcoholism might come up.

Nope, that won’t work.”

“Gliding without trying.”

“Good! Kind of that millennial bohemian aesthetic.”

“I could live in a an old shoe and pitch it as an alternative lifestyle brand.”

Pinball Hazard

Published June 18, 2017 in Alice , Edward - 0 Comments

Pinball Hazard

“I’d rather be a heel than a dick”, said Edward.

“I mean a heel is on the bottom of your foot

(towards the back)

and a dick is where?”

“I can’t remember it’s been so long since I used mine.”

“I almost never pee.”

“And sex? No, that’s unheard of.”

“Time to leave.” thought Alice.