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Published December 19, 2017 in Dirty Doug - 0 Comments


Every 3rd word was

some kind of profanity.

You felt like you needed a shower

after talking with him.

But Dirty Doug was a great salesman.

It’s like people were mesmerized

by all the obscenity –

so shell shocked

that they just opened their wallets

and bought whatever he was selling.

Talk about pattern interrupt,

he was hard core pattern interrupt.