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Gun Shy

Published August 9, 2017 in Darsky - 0 Comments

Gun Shy2

He was masterful on stage.

Like a flash of lightning.

But, he was totally mortified on camera.

Like he pooped his pants.

I mean all wet and runny.

So, the agency booked Darsky for a tv spot,

naturally.

And during the interview there was

a fracking earthquake.

Got spooked so bad

he ripped his drawers.

Unctuous

Published January 17, 2017 in Darsky - 0 Comments

Unctuous

Darsky is a new character. A villian and this story is inspired, as you may already have realized by Lemony Snicket.