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We Bought the Pawn Ticket

Published January 30, 2018 in Darsky - 0 Comments

Upskirt

Which really means we pawned the watch

my mother gave me when I graduated

from University.

And if that wasn’t humiliating enough,

then I got upskirted by my bastard boyfriend.

Some day we’ll look back on this and laugh.

Until then, I need a drink.

To you and yours!

May you find a tear in the universe

so that you can step through

and live the life you were meant to.

Gun Shy

Published August 9, 2017 in Darsky - 0 Comments

Gun Shy2

He was masterful on stage.

Like a flash of lightning.

But, he was totally mortified on camera.

Like he pooped his pants.

I mean all wet and runny.

So, the agency booked Darsky for a tv spot,

naturally.

And during the interview there was

a fracking earthquake.

Got spooked so bad

he ripped his drawers.

Unctuous

Published January 17, 2017 in Darsky - 0 Comments

Unctuous

Darsky is a new character. A villian and this story is inspired, as you may already have realized by Lemony Snicket.