Riddle me this.
How is a winter squash
so full of summer?
What belongs to you
but is used by others?
Why is a woman in love like a welder?
What is the beginning of eternity,
the end of time and space,
the beginning of every end
and the end of every race?
You’re so slow,
Mr. Caped Crusader.
Fate Is A Human Concept
Just like a robot to point that out.
Inspired by a photo of kitchen knives.
So, what are you saying?
It’s all actually just random?
Or we create our own destiny?
What about being in the right place
at the wrong time?
Or in the wrong place
at the right time?
What about chance? Or luck?
If I hadn’t of been on that train,
my children would never had been born.
Riddle me that Batman.
Sitting on a high wire.
The ring leader, Heavy,
munching on a finch.
Just another day in paradise.
Jill, Heavy’s friend lady, was feeling
slighted because he was ignoring her.
Meanwhile his henchmen, Maurice and Bilko,
“Look at her, looking all dejected.
The boss has got to eat.”
“He eats first, everyone knows that.”
“Did you hear those parrots?”
“Yeah, what a racket.”
Another strange AI caption. I liked the idea of these four ravens being extraterrestrials.
So, I was messing around on this app called Prisma that has some cool filters. They have recently introduced a new one with an AI program that analyzes your image and adds a caption.
Some of them are hilarious and it reveals something about how my mind wants to understand the data mind of this robot.
This was one of the funnier, more random ones. I guess wearing your hat too low around your eyes is a form of disobedience to the machine?
MR Stuik 2017
Well, I looked and ok, I’ll admit it,
I was looking for dental floss.
I admit it, my teeth are the
Be all and end all.
I will not put anything before them.
You know why?
I know people
Who have lost teeth
And others who
Give up their jaw for hardware
And you know what?
I’m putting teeth
Right up their with…