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Pinball Hazard

Published June 18, 2017 in Alice , Edward - 0 Comments

Pinball Hazard

“I’d rather be a heel than a dick”, said Edward.

“I mean a heel is on the bottom of your foot

(towards the back)

and a dick is where?”

“I can’t remember it’s been so long since I used mine.”

“I almost never pee.”

“And sex? No, that’s unheard of.”

“Time to leave.” thought Alice.