“Start small with your toe in the water.
This company is going to be very special.”
At the same time she was
working a side voodoo.
You know, just in case.
It’s called the “Beef Tongue Shut Up Hoodoo Spell”
Step 1: Get a beef tongue.
Step 2: Slit open the tongue, down the middle.
Step 3: Say the name of the person you want to shut up.
Step 4: Say the following spell, “I cross and cover you,
come under my command. I command you to hold your tongue.”
Step 5: Cut off a piece of the tongue,
put it in a mason jar with a piece of paper
with the name of the prosecutor.”
“What’s the worst case scenario?” asked Lizette.
“You lose a few bucks.
It’s not like you lose your dignity.”