Pete ad his wife had 6 kids.
Last thing they needed was a dog,
so they adopted a German Shepard puppy.
After having it for about a month,
it started acting strangely,
wouldn’t eat, lethargic,
growled when you rubbed his tummy.
Finally broke down and took him to the vet.
$500 later an X-ray showed that
he had swallowed Xenita’s doll, whole.
“We’ll have to do surgery to remove that”
said the vet, “Or he’s going to die.”
“How much will that cost?”
“About three thousand dollars.”
“I don’t have that kind of money.”
The kids were beside themselves.
Pete wanted to give him
a special last meal.
Thought about cooking him a steak,
but he couldn’t bring himself to spend that much
on a dog was going to be put down anyway.
So they made him a grilled cheese sandwich.
Next thing you know he’s jumping
up and down at the door.
He runs outside and takes huge dump.
Out pops the doll, and he’s as good as new.
“Three thousand bucks” said Pete,
“All we had to do was feed him grilled cheese.”