Profile says he’s 45,
but he’s pushing 60.
I don’t know,
he could be pushing 70.
You can tell by the skin.
(and he’s a horny little rodent)
Wrinkles and canyons
on the neck.
That’s where you see it,
on the neck.
He is suave, though.
And debonair.
Like a poor man’s
Jack Nicholson.
Only more exuberant
and salt of the earth.