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Sitting on a high wire.
The ring leader, Heavy,
munching on a finch.
Just another day in paradise.
Jill, Heavy’s friend lady, was feeling
slighted because he was ignoring her.
Meanwhile his henchmen, Maurice and Bilko,
“Look at her, looking all dejected.
The boss has got to eat.”
“He eats first, everyone knows that.”
“Did you hear those parrots?”
“Yeah, what a racket.”
Another strange AI caption. I liked the idea of these four ravens being extraterrestrials.
Little concrete angel
oddly life like.
Caught sitting and
Turned to stone.
Time has chipped away
But has not diminished
his innocence or kindness.
he’s nothing more
then sand, cement and stones
molded into something
She already got the land,
and the orange crystal punch bowl
that Charlie, the mobster gave them.
And even though she kept the house
and land in the divorce,
T. was still indebted for the punch bowl.
(God only knows what payment for that debt will be.)
Instead of land, T. got:
the post office box,
and an apartment with a photography studio below.
So he photograph the land
he couldn’t have with her.
the ones that affirm life.
Is it garlic and olive oil?
Or garlic and time (thyme)?
You know what I meant.
With the knives it’s always
about the project.
Meat and vegetables or…?
How do we want to divide it?
The knife is the vehicle,the angle,
the geometry, the knowing of the key passages
that the knife just liberated.
Cooking is subversion.
Eating is the essence of life.
So, I was messing around on this app called Prisma that has some cool filters. They have recently introduced a new one with an AI program that analyzes your image and adds a caption.
Some of them are hilarious and it reveals something about how my mind wants to understand the data mind of this robot.
This was one of the funnier, more random ones. I guess wearing your hat too low around your eyes is a form of disobedience to the machine?
MR Stuik 2017
Well, I looked and ok, I’ll admit it,
I was looking for dental floss.
I admit it, my teeth are the
Be all and end all.
I will not put anything before them.
You know why?
I know people
Who have lost teeth
And others who
Give up their jaw for hardware
And you know what?
I’m putting teeth
Right up their with…
Profile says he’s 45,
but he’s pushing 60.
I don’t know,
he could be pushing 70.
You can tell by the skin.
(and he’s a horny little rodent)
Wrinkles and canyons
on the neck.
That’s where you see it,
on the neck.
He is suave, though.
Like a poor man’s
Only more exuberant
and salt of the earth.
Every 3rd word was
some kind of profanity.
You felt like you needed a shower
after talking with him.
But Dirty Doug was a great salesman.
It’s like people were mesmerized
by all the obscenity –
so shell shocked
that they just opened their wallets
and bought whatever he was selling.
Talk about pattern interrupt,
he was hard core pattern interrupt.
Trish got a year for check fraud.
Justified it by saying she was underpaid.
And she didn’t exactly get reformed on the inside.
Instead, she just learned how to steal bigger things.
Her cellmate taught her how to
hot wire and steal cars.
When she got out, she got drunk
and boosted a red chevy coupe
that caught her eye.
Drove it along Mulholland Drive,
which made her a bit forgetful